how babies look to their parents, and how they look to everyone else

ok ok, i know you think your little bundle of joy is a precious angel from heaven, but to the rest of us it's an annoying, crying, UGLY little shit factory. what parents see (above), and what we see (below).

leaving the sizing sticker on a cap

why the hell would you leave the sticker on the hat after you buy it? if you do then you look stupid, kinda like this jackass here. do you also leave the price tag hanging off a new shirt when you wear that too? retards.

this random other royal family member at will and kate's wedding.

wow, the centuries of inbreeding really shows in this one. what the hell is on her head? jesus, they should have locked this one up in the castle dungeon at birth.

Bodybuilders

this is just disgustingly stupid. see what steroids do to you (i'm talking to both men and women)? looking great (gag). now let's see you touch the top of your head.

couples that have way too many kids

thanks jerks for ruining the world by having 17 kids. gross.  

drunk jocks are stupid



why the hell would you punch a metal sign? go home and watch hockey or something.

13) nickleback

look at this photograph.

12) ed hardy shit

worn by wankers everywhere.

11) HUMMERS

almost singlehandedly reducing the world's oil supply by 20 years = stupid

10) douchebags

sweet hair guys. why do you exist?

9) books that you find in airport bookstores and london drugs stores

who reads this crap? who writes this crap? books with raised lettering on the cover = stupid

8) kate hudson and matthew mconahey movies

i don't even know how to spell his name and i don't care. i have never seen any of their movies, but i somehow know that they suck hard. in general, romantic comedies = stupid.

7) lululemon pants

yoga tights are not pants. they are....stupid, and should not be worn ever, except when being trendy and doing yoga.  

bonus stupidity points when worn with ugg boots, which are also stupid.

6) westboro baptist church

teaching kids to hate people that they don't even know = stupid

5) mormon underwear

magical underwear will not protect you from the power of satan, therefore, stupid

4) justin bieber

enough said. stupid.

3) Rebecca Black

the worst song ever recorded = stupid

2) fixed gear bikes

no brakes and no gears, in the 21st century = stupid

1) hipsters

ridiculous, overgrown gross grizzly adams beards when you live in the city = stupid